If you honestly think you will be single all of 2012.
And 2013 and 2014 and the rest of my life.
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That awesome moment when your parents tell you they gonna go out tonight
and you’re like
once they’re gone
and you turn up the volume
and you start your concert
once your concert is over
and then you hear your parents’ car
so you just sit in front of the tv looking inocent
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When you're home alone and you can do whatever the fuck you want.
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When people who weigh less than you, say they’re fat
Then what am I, fricken Jupiter?
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When i'm on my period.
Realizing I have it;
Getting cramps;
Someone pisses me off;
Someone tells me a joke;
I’m sitting in class all;
I’m craving food all;
My parents tell me to do something;
Going to bed;
Waking up, and seeing blood in my underwear;
Realizing it’s finally over;
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Arriving at class and your teacher isn’t there…
At first you’re like “she must absent!”
But then the teacher walks in and you’re like
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